Eye fuck

A term Drill Instructors use when you look them in the eyes.An act which merits a good trashing

Recruit: *looks in the DI's eyes*

DI: YOU EYE FUCKING ME, SHIT FOR BRAINS!!!

Recruit: No sir!

DI: *Punches the recruit in the gut*

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loaf

noun. a chunk of bread

"I ate that loaf you bought."
"You bastard!"

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ferien tego

masterbater. coloq. west of Scotland.
ferien..male member/tego puller

that boy is a ferien tego and will go blind if he does not stop

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Schoolyard Heroes

Ryann. Jonah. Steve. Brian.

Oh yes they rock.

"I hate your fucking boyfriend"

I saw Schoolyard Heroes last night.

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chaste

Clean; one who has not had sex.

Dennis Smith is chaste as a male can be, as he is a 46-year old virgin with a 2.5 inch dick.

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65 on a 40

when u drive home after getting drunk without going over the speed limit or kill anyone

wow he pulled a 65 on a 40

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Spezeski

Overly Addicted to Xmas

Frank is so spezeski

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