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(N.) The dried up blood or crust you have in between your fingernails after fingering a girl on her period.
Man, it sounds funny to you guys, but it sucks when you realize you have maxrust from the girl the night before.
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Where you have to take a major dump, but are worried about the outcome.
Dude, that toilet is so clean, I better pinch a loaf
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To purchase a tool or piece of equipment use the device for a project and then upon completion of the project return the device to the purchase place for a refund
Sir, why are you returning this tool? ReplyΓ’ΒΒ¦ It does not suit my needs
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Known as a safe-haven for soccer-moms. Target is a company that loves to open up right across from Wal-Mart and attempt to undercut Wal-Mart's low-prices by selling high-class products that don't fall apart after their first use.
I am going to Target today because I need a television.
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A Canadian version of the english word "fuck". It was created by the candanians in the mid 1940's when they retreated from a World War 2 battle.
Fack! We're being shot at guy. Run budday!
What the fack are you doing?
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