Muggin

To lose badly in a videogame. To be robbed by the opposing team of property or things of value.

Player 1. Take that gun from thatmother trucker he dont need it no mo.
Player 2. fo' shizzle my nizzle

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the heater

To shove, forcefully, a fully-engorged penis into someone's rectum. Without lube and without warning. Causing a sharp rise in pulse, blood pressure, and sweat.

Guy A: "Bro, did you ever tag that Emily bitch?"
Guy B: "Please. Dude, I fucking ran 'the heater' on her."

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worm

A two-faced spy. Usually a coward who'd sell his friends, Leader, or country to the Enemy for power.

Wormtounge betrayed Rohan for Eowyn and the Gold

Wormtail betrayed his friends out of fear

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patty cake

While you're nailing some girl doggie style and your friend is catching some head off the same girl, you get a quick game of pattycake going. This makes you reminisce of your childhood memories and eases the sight of watching your friend blow his load.

Dude, that girl is just begging for us to play patty cake on her tonight.

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Portsmouth Steamer

Draggin someone out of a bar by their nostrils- beating them senseless (using fists or wanger), then preceeding to lay a nice steaming turd on their chest whilst pissing in their eyes. Finally employers of the Portsmouth steamer, should casually (but swiftly) leave the scene.

Also deemed Pompey Steamer

Alan keeps giving Frenchy portsmouth steamers. Where does he get all those turds from?

We should start a Portsmouth Steamers Society

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Slam hammer

the penis

i totally ruptured my slam hammer on maggies rough aerse.

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sizzauce

Sauce, only used at Friendly's restaurants when waiter screws up order.

Get my sizzauce, nizzow!!

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