DE

dick eater aka joel viereck

"I eat them i dont suck them," says DE

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Hurricane

University of Miami student aka felons. See Cane

Why can't the Hurricane get into a huddle on the field anymore? It's a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.

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crazy town

Prince Albert Saskatchewan, Canada

I just left Crazy Town

2👍 11👎

prophylactics

Used to prevent your cack from dropping off after banging sheisty bizzos.

I need to swing by the Walgreen's to swipe some of them prophylactics before I head over and drop the hammer on that crusty bitch Colleen's ass.

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white owl

roll the blunts fat as hell with a white owl

i wanna smoke a blunt crack that white owl

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gold shower

A beautiful warm stream of lovely piss

She gave him a refreshing hot golden shower

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chastol

when dave whips out his chaffed hairy shit covered ass at a state cop on M21 and then gets pulled over.

DAve nipple tweak... NIPPLE TWEAK!!!! i just got a fat ass fucking ticket!!!

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