ball stretcher

a device encircling the scrotum above the testicles that pushes the testicles away from the body. Most stretchers are made of soft leather, usually pushing the testicles out or down an extra 1-3 inches, but some afficionados can take as much as 10 inches. Lately, also made of heavy metal rings or joined semi-circles. Mostly gay use. Can produce a very erotic sensation both to the testicles and to the testicle cords.

Bob's ball stretcher made his nuts whack agaist his thighs as he walked.

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cock fucker

a person whose penis is so small they can fuck another penis

youre a stupid cock fucker

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Slam hammer

the penis

i totally ruptured my slam hammer on maggies rough aerse.

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sizzauce

Sauce, only used at Friendly's restaurants when waiter screws up order.

Get my sizzauce, nizzow!!

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f00ly

a very leet person.

excells above the rest

leet cunt

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lisp

1. A word ushed to describe people who can not properly pronounce their eshes.
2. An extremely annoying computer programming language.

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Apple Pie Hill NJ

High atop a hill theres a tower in the wonderful pine barrons of NJ, a place where hicks and hitchhikers gather to see the sites, drop stuff off the tower,smoke pot,drink,have sex, and swing.
if your a white american citizen then come on up
if your not, then go to camden or something

I go to apple pie hill to have fun

NO NIGS ALLOWED

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