patty cake

While you're nailing some girl doggie style and your friend is catching some head off the same girl, you get a quick game of pattycake going. This makes you reminisce of your childhood memories and eases the sight of watching your friend blow his load.

Dude, that girl is just begging for us to play patty cake on her tonight.

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Portsmouth Steamer

Draggin someone out of a bar by their nostrils- beating them senseless (using fists or wanger), then preceeding to lay a nice steaming turd on their chest whilst pissing in their eyes. Finally employers of the Portsmouth steamer, should casually (but swiftly) leave the scene.

Also deemed Pompey Steamer

Alan keeps giving Frenchy portsmouth steamers. Where does he get all those turds from?

We should start a Portsmouth Steamers Society

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Puddin

Puddin is a nickname u give to an attractive female.

U are my puddin bitch!

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RQ

Short for Regimental Quarters, worlds most awesome Hobby Shop.

We were at RQ until 1:30 last night.

I'm at RQ.

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pwned

to severly own or to have someone prove you wrong. etc

in halo 2 i pwned you

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liquid fire

What you do after eating at Qudobas, and get food poisoning

Have you ever tried peeing liquid fire out of your ass??

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Schnitzel

n.

A thin cutlet of veal, usually seasoned, that is dipped in batter and fried.

"Dude! You ate my fucking schnitzel!"

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