african wedding cake

Another term used for watermelon

"Look at that nigga with the African Wedding Cake all over his lips."

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hook

A person who cheats on line calls in tennis.

That hook hooked me out of the last three points, dagnabbit!

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Vibe

To hit on a girl verbally

I vibed a girl on AOL Instant Messenger

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douche monger

Extreme Douche bag, usually the leader of a small group of douches. Extremely gay and faggish, wakes up underneath another douche bag with his dick in his ass.

Michael you fucking douche monger. Get your dick out of his ass. You were so far in i couldnt even see you.

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Jackasas

someone from arkansas who's inherent nature it is to be a jackass.

Bill Clinton can sure be a Jackasas sometimes

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layin some pipe

The moment prior to taking a major dump. Pipers are long pieces of poo that sometimes get to the length of a foot or so.

Dude, I can't hold it much longer, I'm gonna have to lay some pipe.

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short hairs

A euphemism for "pubic hairs," itself in this context a euphemistic metonymy for "balls". It is used mostly in expressions such as "to have someone by the short hairs," which is to say "to have someone in a very difficult or hopeless situation," equivalent to "to have someone by the balls."

It was a real Catch 22! They had me by the short hairs, and they knew it.

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