matrix moment

Attempting to perform or succeeding in performing an act that completely defies the laws of reason, physics and humanity. Anything done on "Jack-Ass" or in the movie The Matrix. AKA...don't try this one at home kids.

....said to friend sprawled on ground in serious pain...."Dude you must have had a serious matrix moment to think you could land that jump."

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Tolkien nerd

One who has read every single Tolkien book and know every damn thing about it. And God forbid if you don't know as much as they do. They can get really nasty.

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ball spreader

A leather (sometimes of other material) device attached to the male genitals that separates the testicles and pushes them apart. Same as "ball splitter." Gay erotica.

His ball spreader must have been uncomfortable, but it kept his cock erect.

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downity

considerate of others, not uppity

If one isn't uppity, they are downity.

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hook

A person who cheats on line calls in tennis.

That hook hooked me out of the last three points, dagnabbit!

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Vibe

To hit on a girl verbally

I vibed a girl on AOL Instant Messenger

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Flying Nancy

When you grab someone and hump their head:ex face can be done naked or not practical joke.

Billy gave susan a Flying Nancy right to the face at lunch time.

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