Abbo in the gas tank

The only logical explanation for cars that appear to use a large amount of petrol.

Driver: Fuck man, how does my car use so much petrol.
Passenger: Eh, must be an abbo in the gas tank.

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Spurrier

The overrated former coach of the University of Florida. Lost eight of the 14 games he coached against Florida State University. Figured he'd be able to coach better if he'd joined a team that looked like the Noles. However continued his loser ways in the NFL with the Washington Redskins by leading them to a 5-11 losing season. Now unemployed.

Don't be an arrogant Spurrier or else you'll be an unemployed loser.

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Maxrust

(N.) The dried up blood or crust you have in between your fingernails after fingering a girl on her period.

Man, it sounds funny to you guys, but it sucks when you realize you have maxrust from the girl the night before.

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Pinch a Loaf

Where you have to take a major dump, but are worried about the outcome.

Dude, that toilet is so clean, I better pinch a loaf

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Bellamy

To purchase a tool or piece of equipment use the device for a project and then upon completion of the project return the device to the purchase place for a refund

Sir, why are you returning this tool? Reply… It does not suit my needs

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n00bs

noob-boob

look at her noobs or noobers

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Target

Known as a safe-haven for soccer-moms. Target is a company that loves to open up right across from Wal-Mart and attempt to undercut Wal-Mart's low-prices by selling high-class products that don't fall apart after their first use.

I am going to Target today because I need a television.

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