hibashira

Skeevy skeevy and dirty.

That Hibashira sure is skeevy and dirty.

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strokin the salami

jerking off, masterbation

im gonna go stoke the salami

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bobbit

To castrate in a non-medical procedure, usually as a result of anger

When Jane found Artie in bed with her best friend, Steve, she unloaded her .38 revolver into Artie's chest and bobbited Steve with the penknife she that was on the nightstand.

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in a minute

what you say when someone tells you to do something but your too lazy to do it.

mother: billy! go take out the trash you stupid little cunt! i knew your father should have used a condom!
billy: in a minute....

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golddigger

Any women that tells you lies to get your money or property.

All the bitches on Joe millionair.
Laura P.

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douchebag

A person who tries overly hard to be cool.
poser

Only a douchbag would bye that t-shirt

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coke piss

That big, long, two minute piss, that you take after drinking an extra large soda at the movie theater.

After sitting through two and a half hours of The Last Samurai, Wes went and took a coke piss.

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