William

A boy or man who is in love with fortnite more than his girlfriend, his 12 year old cousin has violent sex with him and William doesn't get to consent. Williams are also commonly regarded as being lower tier humans since they tend to have shit thoughts and low IQ. Williams are certified alpha wannabes but end up being the biggest beta in the room.
Williams are also known to cause brainrot to their 10 year old cousins by getting them hooken on nicotine products.
Other side effects of being a William might include, late puberty, no signs of maturing, under 6 feet in height and shit taste in music.

Am I really acting like a William?

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Joni

Joni's are commonly known as silent creatures. They lurk in the shadows and operate by their own standard and intuition. Joni's come across as friendly chill guys but there is a dark side to them. The more time you spend with one of these lizard like creatures the more you realize that they are all leeches. Joni's have a clear concept of adapting to social situations to maximize their shekel gaining potential. Joni's are infamous for getting everything handed to them and never paying for anything themselves. Joni's are also generally addicted to anime, porn and shit memes which they recycle for ages. These creatures are no men, they are lizards of Dreynor, goblins of the loot.

Other side effects of being a Joni might include, not understanding social cues, being unable to maintain a sleep schedule for longer than 24 hours, being bedridden and taking 40 minute shits on a daily basis, burning their forzen pizzas to crisp, ruining the mood, being generally autistic, driving to the kitchen with their hoverboard since their legs are unusually weak, having hobbit feet.

This some real Joni like behaviour
Joni is being retarded again
Joni is being himself again
Can you not be such a Joni right now?
Joni, stfu

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