jerkoppotimus

1. Cross between a jerk and a hippo
2. A fat person who jerks off. Alot.

Timmy is such a jerkoppotimus.

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knob

Someone requiring complete custodial care.

"You're such a knob!!"

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douchebag

A person who tries overly hard to be cool.
poser

Only a douchbag would bye that t-shirt

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coke piss

That big, long, two minute piss, that you take after drinking an extra large soda at the movie theater.

After sitting through two and a half hours of The Last Samurai, Wes went and took a coke piss.

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shut pu fuck up

another way of saying shut the fuck up you dumb cock licking stupid ass mother fucker..
or hey hows about you shut the fuck up
and or FUCK YOU AND YOUR COUCH PS SHUT UP

Hey how are you..Guy 1
SHUT PU FUCK UP...GUY2

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you rock

You are really great.

Hey there Joe - you rock!

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dick shine

One that is a dumbshit. Not very Smart.

Matt Jury is a Dick Shine

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