DA Brown

also known as "Whiskey Dick", meaning that this person can't even make himself stand up at attention, often misleading and spineless, likes to hug men, has never drank even one sip of an alcoholic beverage, fearful of shadows to include his own, and often walks around in his leisure with his dick tucked between his legs yelling out "vagina man" as even he himself doesn't feel he is deserving of possessing his own dick.

Man I'm as worthless as a DA Brown, when it comes to making a decision!