glistening yoni

Noun: Well lubricated female enjoying the sun on her private parts.

“Daaang The sun shining on your yoni really looks amazing- it glistening - may I take a picture?” “Glistening Yoni”

wood head

Noun: Lacking in normal thought process.
One who has the inability to apply logic.
Has two cats & lives in Cathedral City.

“That girl from Palm Springs was a real wood head- but damned she could cook”