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A man who never learned to their ass correctly after defecating and wipes from back to front inevitably leaving a trail of feces on their scrotum.
Ivan washes his balls after shitting because he's a brownbagger.
When rural Vermonters use maple syrup to fornicate with a farm cow. As a result of the sticky nature of syrup their foreskin inevitably rips off leaving them circumcised.
No, Sam never had a Vermont Briss, he's from Long Island.