mitten queen

a homosexual male who derives special satisfaction from masturbating others

Dude!! Why is Ira grabbing for my nuts!?
Cuz the monkey whore is a mitten queen, that's why, I think he has SPS too.

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( >'.')>

Another lame kirby imitation through text.
Kirby is dancing, with his usual confused look.

djblizihizake:Uh oh...i thinx its timez 4 sum KIRBY DANCE!!!!
( >'.')> <('.'< ) ( >'.')> <('.'< )

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schwizz

The noise shrapnel makes when it flys over your head

He knew the explosion was close because he heard the metal schwizz by.

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burn one's poker

to contract an STD

I gotta go to the clinic cuz i burned my poker

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Gonad gurdle

A condom

Always use a gonad gurdle during sex.

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sex ed

A class taken in school to educate one about the bad things that could possibly happen with sex. Popularly known to be a misleading class because it really teachs nothing about sex. Better sex education is found in porn. Also see porn

I got my red wings!

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boofus

Marijuana that has a strong smell

"I can smell that boofus from here. Golly gee, I'm sure it'll fuck us up good."

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