Nuts to Butts

Although the above definition is correct, there is another situation it applies:
Nuts to Butts refers to 2 males riding together on a motorcycle or scooter - often times because the passenger is too lazy to walk to class so he hitches a ride on his buddy's scooter. Guys 2-up on a crotch rocket is the WORST way!

Looks at those 2 dorks riding nuts to butts to class.

Guy Passenger: "dude I need to save gas money, can you take me on your bike to the store?"
Rider: "nuts to butts? hell no"

301👍 173👎

BMW rider

Pfffft, check this idiot out... he probably rides either A) A Harley or B) A crotch rocket. There is no good reason to not ride a BMW. For instance, to answer the question, heated seats and grips are required when you ride in Midwest falls and winters, and hard luggage for when it rains. BMWs are on the road rain or shine - not like sissy rocket ricers who have to wait for perfect weather to uncover their bike. Harleys are just as awesome as Beamers unless you want your engine to rattle off the frame every week and want to schedule a tune up every month.

Get a BMW K12LT, K12GT, or R12RT and actually ENJOY owning your bike like all the other BMW riders.

165👍 57👎