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When a friend, mostly those with the name Bill, get over served by the bar and begin over embellishing their emotional stressors by slapping the bar top very loudly to emphasize a point of personal frustration!
Bill was pissed at his esposa and overshared at the bar with a BillSlap
A drink accidentally created in Cabo, Mexico and perfected in San Antonio, Texas thereafter by a mutha fucka jones badass who also goes by Tanto Goldstien, but his friends call him Bubba. His real name is Jacob.
It is composed of Absolute Citron vodka and cranberry with a splash of pineapple. The pineapple offsets the tartness of the cranberry just perfectly, just like his tongue offsets her bitterness when licked.
I want to get fucked up and I only know how to effectively do that with a Jacobi!
Jacobis remind me of the sunsets in the pool all day drinking from 9AM until someone passed out cold!
Give me Jacobis or give me death!
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