telly

Slang for old an fashioned rotary telephone

Someone pick up the telly and see who it is

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who dis

Shorthand for who is this. Commonly used when answering a telephone and the person on the other end is unknown to the caller and the caller ask them to identify themself.

Phone ringing -- (ring) (ring) (ring -- Caller: "Hello"
Receiver: "Who dis"

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equal opportunity employer

One who does not discriminate in their dating or mating choices (no particular preference). Suits those who commonly fall in love with a persons personality or outlook on life

Sandra is an equal opportunity employer, she will go out with anybody

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walmart

The only store that has the same person both greeting you when you enter, and then checkin your bags to make sure you didn't steal anything, when you leave.

Walmart...Only In America

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you better have my money

What a pimp says to his ho prior to his departure to ensure that the ho has his money ready upon arrival. If cash is not ready when the pimp arrives, the ho may be subjected to his pimp hand

I'll be there in 5 minutes, you better have money ho

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Keys to the city

A person with humble beginnings who rises to great fame and acknowledges the city they came from

In St. Loius, Nelly has keys to the city

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Presidential

Rolex Men's President watch, extremely expensive, very high quality, studded with diamonds

I rock the Presidential when I want to bling it

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