Remote learning

(noun) An inferior substitute for in-person schooling after it is cancelled, possibly due to a Pandemic or something.

Thanks to Coronavirus, my whole class switched to remote learning. Now every morning I watch my teachers through a gritty, laggy webcam and receive an inferior education, but I still get to pay the same ridiculously high tuition!

celly

Slang for "celibate," aka, refraining from sexual activity.

Chad: Yo, when was the last time you hooked up with Becca?
Brad: I dunno, like a month maybe?
Chad: Daaaamn bruh, maybe she went celly.

bufferting

The day between Monday and Tuesday.

Happy bufferting to you.