Fredonia

SUNY school that is the last stop before entering hells gate (Canada). Very plentiful with bongo playing hippies, underachieving hipsters who could not get into any New York city schools as well as anyone who has picked up a guitar in their life and claims to be a musician. The only thing of any relevance is the campus weight room and hockey team. If you attend you will major in kan jam or crying when the Buffalo Bills lose every game.

When in Fredonia make sure you visit Sunny's so you can take home 18 year old girls after their boyfriends are puking or being arrested. Make sure you buy her Street Meat so their is more than one regret that night.

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