criminal

adj. A person with a propensity toward violence, but not enough capital to start a corporation.

I was robbed by a criminal.

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War of 1812

A war Canadians thought they were involved in, even though they were not an independant country.

The total outcome of the war was the United States gaining Lake Erie, and the British no longer practiced impressment of American sailors.

The War of 1812 was between Britian and the United States, not Canada.

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Steak and Shake

The process of making a person felate you, spit it back out into your anal cavity, and retrieve it with their tongue.

Katy is such a slut, she gave me a steak and shake last night.

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basking ridge

mother fucking rich ass town in jersey

you see a town of new expensive cars and you hear shit music like Dave Matthews

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Darko Milicic

The guy the Pistons took over Carmelo, who scored 0.5 PPG and just 4.7 minutes per game, while watching more talented Power Forwards like Rasheed Wallace and Mehmet Okur do all the work.

Darko Milicic was selected #2 overall in the NBA Draft to collect towels and get Larry Brown coffee.

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system of a down

one of the best fucking bands in the world!!!!!!
if u dont like them, then ur just a preppy motherfucker who doesnt want to stray from the "in crowd" i mean, look at me, i used 2 be a prep and now im banging my head against the wall listening 3 SOAD, and im proud!!
System of a down isnt just some screaming band (look up the lyrics on ur comp, bitch!) that rocks about absolutely nothing, instead, theyre a very ritious band that goes on tours 4 charities and orphanages and whatnot while rocking about how bad porn, war, etc. is/amreicas mistakes.

What's so wrong about that?

Listen to:"Violent Pornography" and listen VERY care fully to the opening line of "B.Y.O.B." it says "WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?!?!?!?" of course, referring to war and how presidents dont fight them
To make my point clear, SOAD is a good band, and if u dont like them, then........................

FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!!!
or....
BURN IN HELL!!!!!
or....
GO FUCK A SHEEP!!!!!

guy standing on top of a skyscraper: SYSTEM OF A DOWN IS THE BEST FUCKING BAND IN THE WORLD!!!!!
50 Cent: BOOOOOOO, dogg, g, homie

And then 50 cent gets jumped on by little rabid squirrels and eaten alive
THE END

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Farm Girl

a hot black chick;
noone ever sees hot black chicks except for the ones on tv. they are raised on a special farm to be hot for tv commercials and music videos.

"now that chick's a farm girl, why do we never see any hot black chicks like that?"

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