Uriel

Sucks at easy online games like narrow.one and blames it on his teammates even though he's getting carried.

Person 1: Oh my god my teammates are so bad they are making me lose the game!
Person 2: Bro, stop being such an Uriel.

Varo

A wise and witty young lad. He's a goat and a great friend even though he keeps secrets from his homies.

Wow, you are such a Varo. What are your secrets?