Willy-on-the-elbow-haircut-contact

Noun.
Abbrev. WOMEH Contact
Compound word (or acronym thereof) concerning the meeting of male barber penis 💈 on the person whose hair is being cut. Contact usually occurs on the protruding elbows of the haircutee/ hair-cutey

He cut my hair... but did an bit of willy-on-the-elbow-haircut-contact and asked for my insta

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Grammar

To say that something makes sense or is legitimate.

There's grammar in that.

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Perchinkety

noun
pl. 'Perchinketies'
An object usually forming a random collection and found on dressers or unnecessary shelving. Often kitsch in nature and forming the general tasteless bric-a-brac and ballast collected in a home. Usesless tat, the kind sold at schnorkler's shops.

(See defintion of 'ballast' and 'schnorklers' shop' for further info)

"Does the house come with that perchinkety on the shelf there?"

"Do you think I should get this ugly perchinkety for your Mum for her birthday?"

Jebson

Son of a jeb. Jeb = abbrev. of jeb end, referring to tip of a penis

You can't not look like a jebson in one of those zero-gravity office chairs

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