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a cross between a Pirate and a Manatee. Has only TWO ARMS! NOT THREE, SAM!
Occured when Captain Jack Sparrow tried to sail home after a night of drunken revelry; after taking a wrong turn at the Island of Bardados, he ran aground on a sandbar off the Floridian Keys. He was thrown overboard by the force of the impact, and soon enough, he spied a female manatee. Mistaking her for a mer-maid of some sort, he...well...I think you get the idea.
From that beautiful union, the first Pirtate was born.
However, It would not be the last. The goode captain married the manatee, whom was named Debra, and they sailed the ocean blue, plundering all the seaweed in the Sargasso Sea!
I was scuba diving in Florida, and I witnessed a Pirtate giving birth!
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taylar's are the kind of girl's who every girl should be jealous of. they are very smart and has a determined attitude. she is humble and strong but very down to earth and not self centered. she has grey/blue eyes and and wears glasses. she has soft brown hair. her smile will brighten anyone's day and her laugh is highly contagious. she is very welcoming and always strives to make others happy. she makes the most amazing girlfriend a guy could ever have. she has a very professional outward appearance but has a hidden naughty side.
1. I just stayed up till 4 in the morning talking to taylar
2. I do so much for my girlfriend taylar because she has done so much for me and she deserves it.
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describes an animal which has been trained to back up to a stump to facilitate the act
Ol' Dave got that heifer so stump broke, all you got to do is step up on the stump and she backs up just pretty as you please.
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one who pretends to be interested in the same topics as everyone else just to be included in a group
no example cause i'm lazy
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they fuckin rock but are so underrated its fuckin sad
moe. is fuckin awesome man
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