frogan

This word generally applies to a grogan laid in snow or icy weater, upon where it freezes, resulting in the aptly named "frogan".

My grogan became a frogan before it hit the bowl as someone left the igloo door open.

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Nagorg

The meaning of this word has its roots in quantum mechanics. In essence, when a person goes to lay a grogan in the shitter, quantum theory states that there is a finite (although very small) probability that the shitter will actually lay a grogan into the person. This occurence is very rare and it is said the victims of the Nagorg reach a deeply spiritual (and highly painful) state.

The word Nagorg applies to a grogaN in reserve, hence its name.

After receiving his third nagorg in as many weeks from the local dunny at the pub, Unwin promptly left town.

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triatch

It's triple of what a biatch is.

Oh jeez, whatch that moutha facka triatch

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browder

Occurs when a brogan has been ground into powder. Often used to make broganite.

After drinking a bottle of single malt, Colonel Moodus laid a particularly violent brogan which made outstanding browder for the local infantry.

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broganite

A particularly deadly, foul variation of dynamite, where the active ingrediant is the brogan. If laid correctly, the brogan can be ground into browder and assembled into broganite.

This weapon is often used in chemical warefare due its akrid odours and putrid beauqet.

During the recent conflict in Iraq, broganite was the primary chemical weapon harboured by the Mongols.

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Butt fucked

A slang term which refers to someone who is overly drunk

"Did you have a good time at the club last night"
"Yeah, I was totally butt fucked"

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