BOTS

Abbreviation meaning 'Bacon of the Sea' referring to a large amphibious (floating) mammal known to consume large quantities of bacon grease, occassionally resulting in fecal grease spills which are the main cause of the melting of the polar ice cap.

The term BOTS is also commonly used in an office environment to describe that annoying/overweight woman who doesn't know when to shut up.

Tell BOTS to get that shit out of her teeth with a bacon tooth pick.

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