liberaliphobaphobia

The fear of being a Liberal.

Liberaliphobaphobia

noun
The fear of being a Liberal.

Person 1: I’m voting for the republican.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because that’s my party...
Person 2: No, you are a LIBERAL.
Person 1: No... No. That's not true! That's impossible!

Person 2: Search your feelings. you know it to be true.
Person 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Grass Doggy

Cow.

Ooh, look at the Grass Doggy!

Grass Doggy

It’s a Cow.

Ooh, look at the Grass Doggy!

screwdriver stuck in lefty-loosey

Someone or something that drives people crazy (v.q. someone with a loose screw).

Don't listen to him! He obviously has his screwdriver stuck in lefty-loosey, he's just gonna drive you crazy!

screwdriver stuck in lefty-loosey

Someone or something that drives people crazy (v.q. someone with a loose screw)

Don’t listen to him! He obviously has his screwdriver stuck in lefty-loosey, he's just gonna drive you crazy!

Caramel

The grammatically correct version of carmel.

Could I get some caramel on that please?

Grass Puppy

Cow.

Look at the grass puppy!!

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