yak shaving

Any seemingly pointless activity which is actually necessary to solve a problem which solves a problem which, several levels of recursion later, solves the real problem you're working on.

origin: MIT AI Lab, after 2000: orig. probably from a Ren & Stimpy episode.

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Schmellay

A female who has a smelly cooch.

I was at the store picking up some ground beef to make tacos when i walked by some female with a horrendous odor, so i said "Damn bitch! You are schmellay!".

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Misty Flower

When a guy wraps his package up in saran wrap, cums in it and slaps it onto someone's face.

You keep talkin' shit and I'm gonna give you a misty flower!

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Gibby

A person of no importance.

Hey gibby how are you today

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falloople

A brown duck that usually lives in small bodies of water such as ponds or streams.

Give bread crumbs to the falloople in the pond or it will eat you alive!

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ringpiece

1. rectum
2. slang for a cool (a)person, (b)place or (c)thing.

1. I shit so much i tore my ringpiece.

2. (a)Who's that ringpiece?
(b)We gonna hang out at that ringpiece tonight?
(c)Lemme see that ringpiece for a sec.

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Low Sack

1.An attractive looking car that might occasionally turn you on.

2.An offencive move where someone tries grabbing the testicles and ripping them out with their bare hands.

1. That soccer player almost low sacked the goalie when the game was over.
2. That low sack really wanted me to rub my hands on the engine.

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