Blumpkin King

A person you know that gives out the most blumpkins out of anyone.

Eric from work is real blumpkin King.

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deathstick

a crispy, oversized, unflushable turd. cannot be forced down by normal water pressure. often blackens due to aging. overflowage of toilet may occur. may need to be bagged and disposed of before someone dies from its stench

Brandon left a deathstick in the toilet.

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somebody set us up the bomb

A line from the poorly translated sega genesis game, zero wing, also used in counter-strike when the opposing team plants the bomb.

I was just eating my lunch when, "somebody set us up the bomb."

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Sentra

Sexy, perfect, beautiful

Rachael can only be described as a Sentra.

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sand dollar nipples

Nipples larger than average. In fact, they are at least the size of a sand-dollar. They are acceptable on large breasts, but downright dissappointing on small-tittet women

I took of this girls shirt and she had sand-dollars on her boobs, I thought I was at the beach, even worse she was an A-Cup

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Diga

If something diga, then it sucks. it's bad. it's...not good.

Hanson diga.
Richard Simmons diga ultimately.
Dawson's Creek diga.
etc...

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isn't it

the two words most used by iyer. they express nothing but are extremely hilarious and very nice to count. she says a very lot of "isn't it"s everyday, but it is considered almost impossible for her to say two "isn't it"s in one sentence.

We took the test yesterday, isn't it?
It's on the paper, isn't it?

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