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Doofer

a) Noun, Person who fits no other description and must be called a name immediately
b) One who doofs
c) One who likes a doofer but will not act on it

Alex is a very strange kid and everyone seems to be obsessed with his wierdness, and it all goes back to him being a doofer.

by BRANDON February 28, 2003

5πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


necrophiliac

someone who has intercourse with dead people.

Go rape a corpse you gay necrophiliac!

by BRANDON August 24, 2003

1047πŸ‘ 283πŸ‘Ž


g-note

One half of the famous rap duo G-Note and Wooded Z.
Their album "Blinguistics" has been rapidly thriving in circulation around the internet and the buzz around the album hasn't been seen since Kanye West's "College Dropout".

Lyric Quotation from G-Note & Woooded Z's "Pop Kulcha" -

Wooded Z:
And my big black rhyme-dog, my man G-Note, He gets as violent as Quintin Tarantino, If you call him pop, cause he's rap for real, ulike these manufactured teeny sluts like Hilary & Seal

by BRANDON February 27, 2005

9πŸ‘ 91πŸ‘Ž


Honda Civic

Unfortunately, one of the most popular cars among young people today. Unnecessary modifications are commonly seen on these "automobiles". If you are lucky, you just might see one on the road that doesn't have any alterations. But that is highly improbable and would lead to only two other possible reasons:

1. They are on their way to auto zone
2. They are on their way to Carmax to sell it so another poor uneducated soul can take possession of it to realize in a week the mistake they made.

It is perfectly natural to see a Civic with:
-Muffler big enough to fit a small child in (ages 1-3)
-Wing on the back so big that the U.S. Air Force sends you "preferred customer" slips in the mail every week
-Tinted windows that don't match the car's color scheme (usually installed by color blind individuals of Spanish decent)
-Fluorescent lighting underneath the car, which can be purchased at your local Ace Hardware store
-Ghost flames on the side that are done so bad it give it the effect that the car was in an accident.
-Front right tire missing the hub cap and/or spare tire
-Fake hood scoop(s)
-Neon lit windshield washer outlets
-A removed "H" emblem from the front of the car
-Missing side view mirror
-Different color bumper
-One fake spinner rim (usually located on one of the rear wheels)
-Lowered to the point so that scrapping of the pavement can draw attention
-Stock horn supplied by fisher price

Despite the uselessness of this vehicle on the road, it does provide a good number of useful attributes:
-The new energy efficient hybrids are still powered by the usual AA batteries (not included), but newly equipped with live hamsters running on hamster wheels under the hood to power the car while it sits at idle or the gas pedal is released.
-Add the mammoth muffler for a simple 5 person to a new 6-person capacity conversion
-For only $2.00 more you can add a spoiler big enough so you can cut the grass with your Honda

see: lawn mower, hamster cage, special olympics...

by BRANDON May 7, 2005

1263πŸ‘ 542πŸ‘Ž


badunkadonk

A girl with a big ass

Donkey applebottom ghettopbooty phatty

by BRANDON May 24, 2004

25πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


fifi bag

A plastic bag filled with jell-o or warm fluid of choice. Once filled it is used to jack-off.

Hey Justin you left you fifi bag at my house.

by BRANDON June 23, 2004

90πŸ‘ 57πŸ‘Ž


yoop

A counter to the words "What" and "Huh"

"Did you bring it?"
"Bring what?"
"Yoop!"

by BRANDON April 14, 2005

19πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž