blow this joint

To Leave an area quickly

Lets blow this joint before the pigs find us!

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dmb

N: Dave Mathews Band also called the best band by Mike and Jake.

I like dmb

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Chriskwanzakuh

(n.) The joint celebration of Christmas, Hannakuh and Kwanzaa. Combines all three major and semi-major holiday wishes (Christmas, Hanukkah and Kwanzaa) into one big holiday wish.

Thing 1: Happy Holidays!
Thing 2: Dude, "Happy Holidays" is so lame.
Thing 1: My bad.
Thing 2: You should say "Happy Chriskwanzakuh" instead
Thing 1: "Happy Chryslerwanika!"
Thing 2: ...

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chode

In general, a deformed penis.

His chode dangled disgustingly over his taint.

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chode

a short and fat shaft on a penis.

tyler jones is a chode

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Apagranox

Apagranox: The idea that someday the world will be engulfed in water, and cities will float in the air, a few hundred feet from the water. Commonly believed among the Zollitarians

"The Apagranox is going to come!!!"

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fucking with your mind

inserting your dick into someones ear. also used to shut someone up real quick.

Person 1:hey man fuck you and your mom.i fucked your mom and sister last night.
Person 2:hey man can i stick my dick in your ear and fuck with your mind?

after you have said that to the annoying prick that is about 12 or 14 years old..they should come back with that same boring shit they always. like Fuck, Bitch, Your Mom, Your Sister...etc.

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