deathstick

a crispy, oversized, unflushable turd. cannot be forced down by normal water pressure. often blackens due to aging. overflowage of toilet may occur. may need to be bagged and disposed of before someone dies from its stench

Brandon left a deathstick in the toilet.

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isn't it

the two words most used by iyer. they express nothing but are extremely hilarious and very nice to count. she says a very lot of "isn't it"s everyday, but it is considered almost impossible for her to say two "isn't it"s in one sentence.

We took the test yesterday, isn't it?
It's on the paper, isn't it?

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Capisce

Italiano Meaning of "Understand?" Often used by popular Mafioso bosses like John 'Dapper Don' Gotti

You fuckin piece of shit,you come around here again ya dead,capisce?!

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arpeggio

Its something guitarists anymore don't have skill to do , so they chunk away at thier drop tuned garbage to impress another generation of even more brainless kid guitarists.

(kid) Hey , what's that?

(me) That's an arpeggio

(kid)I wish i could do that

(me) You can , you just have to practice more than 5 minutes a day and atleast take playing the guitar a little bit serious.

(kid) But i'm a punk! I don't take anything serious

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Low Sack

1.An attractive looking car that might occasionally turn you on.

2.An offencive move where someone tries grabbing the testicles and ripping them out with their bare hands.

1. That soccer player almost low sacked the goalie when the game was over.
2. That low sack really wanted me to rub my hands on the engine.

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Blumpkin King

A person you know that gives out the most blumpkins out of anyone.

Eric from work is real blumpkin King.

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cKy

cKy are also 4 movies started being made around 1999 with Bam Margera, Brandon DiCamillo, Ryan Dunn, Raab Himself, and more. It started Jackass, and about half the stuff you saw on the Jackass TV Series was pulled from one of the cKy videos.

Camp Kill Yourself is some of the funniest stuff I have ever seen.

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