SMH

*Smack my head* or *Smacking my head* in a constant manner.

blonde: yes, they're real!

brunette: *smh*

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basketball

African Jump Ball. negro sport involving a basket, a ball, stupid shoes and squeeking around a court

NBA, a league of negros that engage in african jump ball

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assplanation

The answer to a query that sounds plausible or as though the respondent is aware of factual data regarding the answer but is really just pulled out of the respondent's ass (see talking out of your ass)

"I asked him about the importance of religion in society and he gave me some assplanation about the subjugation of the masses."

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Jaeman

jaeman- i nice loving sweet guy!!! Who cares about every1 and is friends w/every1 until and unfortuante ATV accident in 2001

Jaeman Matherly

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crappy ass

When you get off the toilet after taking a shit, and don't wipe your ass.

Wipe your crappy ass bitch.

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popalop

-When a cat fucks a dog.
*'Ha! Look at my cat popalopping over there!'
-When you fall down, and your shoe laces come undone.
*'I had a popalop in the driveway this morning.'
-When massive racoons go through your garbage can.
*'Ah man! My trash was majorly popalopped last night!'
-When you forget to shave your under arms.
*'Holy Shit! Did you see christy's grody popalop in gym class today?'

*Did you know: The word popalop, comes from the Texan word 'peppylova-shooshoo' meaning a sexually active lava lamp. See sexually active lava lamps

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piss like a racehorse

When you have to pee very bad!!

Damn, I have to piss like a racehorse and my teacher won't let me go to the bathroom!!

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