every day's a school day

Phrase that means the same as "you learn something new every day" - basically what someone says when the are told something they didn't know before.

Bloke 1: "You can carry something using wheels because carrying doesn't necessarily involve the item being held above the ground"
Bloke 2: "Whatever man! (lol) Every day's a school day!"

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hydromorphone

drug that has the following affects: dizziness
lightheadedness
drowsiness
stomach pains
vomiting
constipation
rash
difficulty urinating

that hydromorphone is nasty but it stopped my cough

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nadnerb

The name Brendan backwards.

My name is nadnerb backwards.

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golf

Game for fat rich old men - and Tiger Woods. Somewhere in between baseball and croquet. Very boring to watch.

The British Open Golf Championship is at Royal Troon, Scotland in 2004.

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couple of laps

Some sex

I took her for a couple of laps last year. It was good times.

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neon

knee-on

1. Simile for shitcunt.
2. Abbreviation of Random Haxor.
3. A Counter-Strike Player who randomly kills people without skills and spams.(also cant kill afk people).
:D kthxbai!

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tae

Scot's form of "to"

tae be or no tae be, thit is the question

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