Pal

1. A good friend or mate.
2. (PAL) Personal Arse Licker
3. (PAL) Packaging Automation Limited

''He's no wan ay yer pals is he? A fuckin tramp onywy that bastar, nae doot aboot that''

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SST

Acronym: Sea Surface Temperature

If the the disaster potential realised in the film 'The Day After Tomorrow' was to happen in reality the Northern Hemisphere would be in an ice age but for some reason the SSTs would remain high enough for the oceans to remain liquid.

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ASD

Anti Slut Defence. A tactic so to make the slut (or not a slut as the case may be) feel less guilty after having sex.

She waited for me to make all the moves as an ASD.

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gfs

Acronym: Global Forecast System. Probably the best weather forecast model available to the public at present.

Have you seen the latest GFS models?? Looking like major snowfall for next week!!!

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pimp hand

using your pimp hand to keep the gurls attracted to you..being a player

keep the pimp hand strong..
"will do will do"

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Goudie

Goudie is a pig faced arrogent ugly smelly chick who whores herself to anything that walks. Usually hated by many.

Wow that bitch is one hell of a goudie.

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e-standards

Saying you wouldn't hit a girl you see on the net (that in the real world would be considered fit) because you're accustomed to beating it off to the very hottest chicks online. However, in reality you'd be happy to shag most things with a pair of boobies and a hole.

"You know you're just talking through your e-standards persona when you say that chick isn't finnnnne!"

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