turkey dump

When a student returning from college breaks up with their significant other from high school. So-called because it traditionally takes place over thanksgiving break, the first time most students return from college.

When Jim and Heather came home for Thanksgiving, she gave him the turkey dump.

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American Dream

An idea created by American society trying to make people believe anyone could be anything. Strange how all the US presidents have been in the upper 1% of society (in class-financial terms).

Death of a Salesman

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Beyonce

Arrogant bitch that ordered that the staff of the Balmoral Hotel (at which she was staying in Edinburg when she came over for the '03 Euro MTV Awards) not make eye contact with her at all.

Jay Z's ho

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lrf

Long Range Forecast.

What's the TWO lrf looking like for that period?

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Black Russian

Alcoholic cocktail containing vodka and brandy.

-"One Black Russian please."
-"How do you make that sir?"
-"Aha, now I will tell you how..."

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or not

what she said. a cool phrase.

Person 1: "Justin Timberlake is so cool. I mean he's got all the girls after him and he dances like wild fire. You've gotta say he's uber fit looking too..."
Person 2: "...or not"

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Swayze

see you later......
peace I'm out....
catch you on the flipside....
(sometimes used with the 2 finger-middle and pointer- peace gesture)

John- Later dude
Mike- Swayze bro

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