Wee Man

1. A short male (Scottish)
2. A small penis (Scottish)

''Grant put your wee man away''

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sha na na na

Originated from the sound made at the closing of the "Family Ties" theme song. Used after something incredibly dynamic or cool is said or done.

Your friend: "Hey, so I ran into the ho Carly. You know, the one who gave Kirk herpes. Yeah, I told her she smells."
You reply: "Sha na na na!"

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qwest

To be swindled or cheated out of something, usually money. To not get what you paid for.

Originates from the mega-evil corporation Qwest who does this to every one of their customers.

"Wow... I just got qwested by that taxi driver."

"Qwest you, buddy!"

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NO2

Nitrous Oxide
1. Used in vehicles as a boost in speed but is street illegal.
2. Bodybuilding supplement; designer creatine.

1. NO2's in the boot.
2. NO2 doesn't work any better than standard creatine monohydrate.

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After Shock

Alcoholic beverage; similar alcohol content to vodka but flavoured.

"Wayhay, on the after shock and now I can't see what colour my shoes are"

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darkspeed

Really slow, opposite of lightspeed.

"Way to go darkspeed, could you go any slower?"

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want it bad

The state of being sexually frustrated.

"I want it bad and I think you do too...so let's get down"

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