In da house

In the house. What someone might proclaim when they have arrived at a formal business meeting....or even just a totally stoned out party

''Aiight, I iz in da house so lets get down gurlz!''

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niceness

Really good. Often used in excitement/upon hearing good news.

-"I've got tickets for T in the Park next month!"
-"Niceness!"

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quickie

Luceal Ritchie's new business venture, Quickie & Tang.

''I just had a quickie @ quickie n tang, hardly worth my £2 though, she sucked like a donkey''

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wheels

Bodybuilder's jargon for legs.

You got some big ass wheels mate, you must squat 200kgs right!?

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snowboarding

One of the greatest sports ever invented. Combines some of the most amazing aspects of nature with high speed, technical skill and bliss.

Snowboarding is as good as sex

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hatman

A kid in year 7 who wears a hat.

Nananananananana hatman!

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raped

When you are smoking a joint and one side burns and one doesnt because of the marijuana buds not burning properly. Fixed by putting the lighter on the un-burned bit (usually associated with tobacco joints)

"stoner1" man i fuckin raped the j by accident
"stoner2" well re-light that shit"
"stoner1" aiight wheres the lighter?

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