Scottish Rocks

The best basketball team in Scotland.

''What a pass from Singleton of the Scottish Rocks''

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good morning

A common phrase meaning the same thing as "hello" but it can only be used before midday. It does not necessarily assume the weather is good but is rather a simple greeting.

"Good morning" is another classic oxymoron.

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doss

adj. Scots derogatory term. Often prep. of 'cunt' in context of a fucked, stupid and not with it/not awake individual.

"Tam ya doss cunt get tae fuck"

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aistos

The sound at the start of foreign athletics races before the 'bang', as opposed to 'take your marks' (onomatopoeia). nb. Word probably does not actually exist even with a similar, different spelling, it's just the interpretation of the noise and it's spelling (if it was a word/phrase) by one individual.

The sound at the start of foreign athletics races before the 'bang', as opposed to 'take your marks' - "AISTOS..BANG!"

Is it because I is black?

Phrase coined by Ali G - the ironically white, Cambridge educated comedian who has made a really successful career out of his TV persona/s. Ali G is actually called Sasha Baron Cohen and is not a Muslim. The phrase follows his screen belief that he is a black gangster from Staines (England).

Police officer: Can you please move back to the side sir or we will have to take you to the station?
Ali G: Wait a minute, come on, is it because I is black?

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krimpin out

when you're freakin out while you're krunk.-

Yo' you gotta stop playin that song, I'm KRIMPIN' OUT NIGGA!

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indy

Short for Indiana Jones, played by Harrison Ford in the movies.

I want to live like Indy; running around with a cool hat whipping guns out of the hands of bad guys and saving the world at all sorts of exotic locations.

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