Bam

The city in Iran where 20,000+ people were killed from an earthquake measuring 6.5. Strange how it's only getting about 25% of the news coverage in the UK when the attacks on the World Trade Center, New York got about 95% of the news coverage with 2,500 dead.

"Did you hear about Bam in Iran? Over 20,000 dead. A disaster waiting to happen due to the poor strength of the buildings."

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badussy

the smell when you walk into a room right after fornication


Booty-dick-pussy

damn bro it smells like badussy in here were you just having sex

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Bump

1. To kill someone
2. To accidentally hit something

1. "I'm sure I bumped him off last year"
2. "I bumped into that table when I wasn't looking and now I need to wear this eye patch"

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McDonalds symptoms

Various symptoms of McDonalds overloading. Signs that your state of health is not good.

McStomachAche
McHeadache
McHeartburn
McCirrhosis
McTwitch
McDepression

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tokyo

Largest city on Earth as regards urban agglormation (inc Yokohama etc). Population of almost 50million.

Tokyo is the capital of Japan and a sprawling megalopolis.

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good typo

A typo that's kept because it inadvertantly looked good.

Shcocking!

Edit: I meant shocking, but hell, it's a good typo.

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Athens

Olympic host city for the 2004 games. Capital of Greece.

"He should be in Athens, look at him go."

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