piecost

Acts like "dick4, butt4, assfer, ass4, penis4, cranfer, cran4, henway, etc."

Example 1

Pat: You're a poopyhead!
Me: Shutup you piecost!!!
Pat: Whats a piecost?
Me: 'Bout $3.50

Example 2

Mom: I'm going to the grocery store. What do you want me to get you?
ME: Get me some bread, milk, chips, henway, and some cookies.
Mom: What's a henway?
Me: 'Bout 5 pounds.

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quickie

Luceal Ritchie's new business venture, Quickie & Tang.

''I just had a quickie @ quickie n tang, hardly worth my £2 though, she sucked like a donkey''

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wheels

Bodybuilder's jargon for legs.

You got some big ass wheels mate, you must squat 200kgs right!?

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VC

Acronym: Victim Chick. A chick that is very emotionally tender. The good news for you is that she will be easier to score with providing you can pluck her right strings!

I almost felt bad - it was clear she was a total VC.

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scoring

Managing to have sex.

Looks like I won't be scoring tonight!

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good morning

A common phrase meaning the same thing as "hello" but it can only be used before midday. It does not necessarily assume the weather is good but is rather a simple greeting.

"Good morning" is another classic oxymoron.

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doss

adj. Scots derogatory term. Often prep. of 'cunt' in context of a fucked, stupid and not with it/not awake individual.

"Tam ya doss cunt get tae fuck"

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