potatoe wedge

irish insult. dont ever say this to a irish man or u'll be in bad luck

Stop drinking and eating all the of beer and lucky charms you potatoe wedge!

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hydromorphone

drug that has the following affects: dizziness
lightheadedness
drowsiness
stomach pains
vomiting
constipation
rash
difficulty urinating

that hydromorphone is nasty but it stopped my cough

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that's the way the cookie crumbles

Idiom, synonym of "that's life".

Timmy: I can't believe I revised for four hours on those topics and not one of them came up in the exam
Jinny: That's the way the cookie crumbles
Timmy: stfu

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misfuckinstaken

mistaken, but REALLY FUCKING mistaken.

If she thinks she aint gonna go down on my stinkpole tonite, well she is just misfuckinstaken!

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powder

Fresh snow on a mountainside. Soft and fluffy stuff.

Snowboarder: "Yay! Powder day!!!"

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pescovegetarian

Someone who is a vegetarian but allows fish in their diet, like me.

I am a pescovegetarian.

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scoring

Managing to have sex.

Looks like I won't be scoring tonight!

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