bekham

vt: to put on skin cream

That girl asked me to bekham up her legs.

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PIIHP

Shorthand for "Put it in her pooper." Refers to the will to stick your dick up a girl's ass and bang the living hell out of her.

"Dude Matt...just PIIHP and run away fast. She'll never know what hit her."

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MACE

A persondescribed as manifesting paranoia and delusions of persecution. Also used for a person considered violent and/or creepy. Origin of word believed to be alternative site chatrooms.

Verb variant is "Maced". used to describe long meandering postings demonstrating the above characteristics.

The individual that posts a 30 line message about gay space aliens plotting to take over the earth and how the aliens are plotting with government officials to destroy him is called a Mace. The post is referred to as "Oh the forum was Maced".

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your mom

A saying used in foolish response to any question or statement. A form of comic relief made by a teenage male at the lunch table or in the middle of english class. Can be added to any statement for comical effect.

..so today class we will be discussing Shakespeares entire works.....

Guy: Hey man, do you have your notes from yesterday?
Guy 2: Nope...i left them with YOUR MOM last night.

Girl: Hey what did you decide to do about that project you didnt turn in
Idiotic Guy: uh. ....YOUR MOM!

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Mweef

A Male version of the females "queef"

oh snap!robert just mweefed and it stinks!..
robert says,"ouch,that hurt!"

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noho

Northhampton, Massachusetts.

A community renowned as a home for practitioners of alternative lifestyles and befuddled liberal pseudo-intellectuals with Ph.D's in disciplines such as Social Welfare Theory, Feminist Studies, and Marxist Political Economy, most of whom lecture at the many colleges in Amherst, MA.

Aging Hippie: Fight soulless, profit-mongering international corporations! Fair trade! Living wage! Coca-Cola kills kittens!
Sociology student: Hey, Professor! (Hands Starbucks cup) Here's your Caramel Macchiatto!
Aging hippie: WHERE'S MY BISCOTTI???

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bejesus

(n) A substance found in the human body that determines how close one is to becoming Jesus.

The bear scared Bejesus out of us

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