Skrunk

A combination of the words - Squinting & Runka - (Swedish for Masturbate). Used to describe the activity of masturbating in public, incognito, while pretending to be asleep.

Often performed in a hunched position while staring directly at your prey. Common in Eastern Europe (specifically Bulgaria)

Hey you! Are you Skrunking right now?

Naaaa dawg, I'm just sleeping.

Schmiegel

The name for a currency you can't remember from a country which name you hear on the news once a year when they have their annual flood.
Commonly used for severely devalued currencies.

Hey, how much is a beer in this country?

Only 6000 Schmiegels! A real steal.