hello world

What the harlequin fetus says when it pops out.

"Hello, world!" said the bloody, scabbed fetus.

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Bowl of Oatmeal

A woman's hairy genital area. Called this because, like a bowl of oatmeal, it looks all nasty but tastes good if you don't look at it. See also Oatmeal.

Sandra lifted her skirt to reveal a hearty bowl of oatmeal beneath.

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nasioc

teh center of the interweb

lets go chat on nabisco

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Poned

To get pulled over by a pig, po po, (cop) goin extremely fast.

"Dude you got poned!"

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Beta

Beta is French for Humongous Genetals. The renaissance brought many things to humanity aswell as a word for a big penis. They pronounce it an "o" instead of the "E" in Beta.

I played with my Beta all day , so now I am Le tired.

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kunuf

A rare form of Canadian Martial arts practiced by grizzle men to attrack the rare Brown eyed Gosse.

ive been kunufing all day.

monolithic

To be completely drunk.

"John came home from the party monolithic."

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