front burner

On a soap opera, a story that gets coverage everyday.

The story about edmund's murder has been on the front burner on All My Children.

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slurt

A butt-eruption that falls somewhere between a fart and crapping your pants.

Don't fart if you have a stomach ache; you might end up with a slurt.

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Super Walmart

Its basically Walmart but bigger. Walmart is usely found in places where a lot of wffs are. To bad Walmart is coming to urban parts of NY. Super Walmart attracts more wffs than regular Walmart.

person#1:To bad they are makin Walmart to a Super Walmart.
person#2:Yeah, its ganna attract more wffs.
person#1:Maholla.

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gangsta lean

You can tell who's doing a gansta lean by how stupid they look in there cars. They are almost in the passenger seat while driving. This looks even funnier when the person is driving a crappy car like a Grand Am or some Ricer car.

I saw that kid driving his riced out Eclipse and doing a gangsta lean so I put up my finger for him. He then procedded to turn around and catch up to me by the next stoplight. I then beat his ass down in my American Camaro.

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massachusetts

State where people cannot elect decent senators

Ted Kennedy and John Kerry...oy vey these people have to get rid of the liberalism!!!!!

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FMAWJOL

Fingering my ass while jerking off lefty

Person 1: Whatcha up to?
Person 2: fmawjol

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Martin O'Malley

The idiotic mayor of Baltimore.

Doesnt give a crap about the city.

Only cares about running for governor or senator in '06 and/or '08.

Loved by The Baltimore Sun

Martin O'Malley is a pompous ass mayor. He should not be reelected ever again.

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