x-box

The device that Bill Gates will use to gain troops to help him achieve the status of being the Anti-Christ.

You see, in every X-Box, there is a secret timer that is set for a specific date and time, and at that specific time, all people who are playing X-Box will see a screen that will convert them to be Gates' minions. They will be the first warriors that Gates will have, but he will soon gain more.

Person 1: I got a X-Box!
Person 2: Don't play it!!! You will become part of Bill Gates' plan to take over the world!
Person 1: Oh...Mom, take me back to Best Buy, I need to return my X-Box!!

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maro

A shorter way to say Camaro. One of the best cars made that will beat any Mustang on any given day.

"Have you seen Bryan's maro? Damn it's nice lookin and hella fast."

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Beta

Beta is French for Humongous Genetals. The renaissance brought many things to humanity aswell as a word for a big penis. They pronounce it an "o" instead of the "E" in Beta.

I played with my Beta all day , so now I am Le tired.

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Mack Truck

Nasty, ugly, fat BITCH.

boy#1: Look at that big WFF!
boy#2: Nah man, thas a Mack Truck!

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niner

an eqivalent to the number 9

Person 1:"What's the sqaure root of 81?"
Person 2:"NINER!!"

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hizzead

1. The slang term for "Head". Which means "Blow job"

2. Used by Pharrel in the song "Drop it like it's hot."

I got a "hizzead" last night.

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Bowl of Oatmeal

A woman's hairy genital area. Called this because, like a bowl of oatmeal, it looks all nasty but tastes good if you don't look at it. See also Oatmeal.

Sandra lifted her skirt to reveal a hearty bowl of oatmeal beneath.

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