Petrucci X

a angst full teenager with no girfriend.

damn that dude is a petrucci x

1👍 9👎

cuteness

A Dog named Diva. You can name a dog cuteness if it is cute. But if its ugly and is a flea bag and looks like an overgrown rat, and it cannot be a cuteness.

Your such a cuteness!

6👍 22👎

Ruga

A wrinkle, crease, or fold in ones stomach.

Ahh! My stomach is full of rugas!

7👍 61👎

azzy

drug overuse

i can pop more pills than ozzy ever could!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

24👍 69👎

starcraft

Slang for masturbation, especially in one's room, late at night.

Kevin is playing StarCraft in his room again!

113👍 243👎

DarkCobra

Stooo's a dumbass.

See above.

1👍 1👎

the fart & flour test

n. A simple test to rank the obesity of others.

(Upon observation of a really fat bastard)
"Geeez. You wouldn't want her to fart in your last pound of flour"

5👍 7👎