kma

Kiss my ass

kma you asshole!

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Windows XP

I am a network administrator for a company called Audio Video. I know computers in and out. Windows XP is one of the worst OS's Microsoft has made yet. Win2k Pro is actually the best. Easy to network, very nice layout, not TOO userfriendly like XP, and with 2k you can define your own settings. XP is so user friendly that you cant do what you really want to do. Very unstable, and doesn't support most advanced scripts. Most XP computers don't even support OpenGL. That my friend, is sad.

Windows XP is like taking Win98 and making it look even worse. Now that my friends, is a bad OS.

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Gimmil

a small rodent like animal with flaps of skin in its eye area that helps it hover, the male gimmil can breath fire but only with a healthy diet of gasohol. the female gimmils period consists of severe vomiting accompanied by intolerable flachulents at that time the male gimmel goes to have unproteceted sex 500 times.

Shit dud that gimmil just singed off my ass hair.

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blasts

another name for having to take a violent poop

all that peanut butter i ate gave me the blasts

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twister

Another word for 'Tornado' Meaning "a violent windstorm" which is the actual definition!

Wow, that twister must be atleast an f3

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Pid

Abbreviation of 'stupid'.

That movie was really pid!

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trogladites

A family of trailerpark imbred trogs welfare recipients, who typically live with their children. Fat woman and skinny man, usually drunk, who give a new meaning to the phrase "bottomfeeder". Typically have Summer Teeth, some'er here, some'er there.

Hey Brian, did you just see the family of Trogladites man they could eat corn thtough a pickett fence.

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