power lunch

A gathering of co-workers or of mostly young male corporate douches (see yuppies) for a 3 hour lunch on the clock that includes such things as a motorcade of Lexus and BMW automobiles, motivational speakers, cheers, steak, and talk about something like the “bottom line” or bonuses or something. Supposedly a motivational event, but usually turns out to be a feast of gluttony and ruined neckties. Newly motivated and encouraged participants are expected to go back to the office and make phone calls and fire off emails and achieve results, but most usually end up at a local boozer and get tanked before happy hour even starts.

“Hey, there’s a power lunch at the Capital Club next Friday.”
“Alright. Their steaks have a terrific marbling, and it’s right next to Moe’s. I wonder if the boss will open us a tab and leave again?”

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Twombly

A stupid or dumb remark or action.

"To pull a twombly"

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bojangle

one who is very brown, such as a negro

that kid was very bojangles!

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scamp

Yet another word for a bowel movement. Used by a small group of octogenarians from mid-Mississippi.

I ate too much bread yesterday and I haven't had a scamp all day.

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piss

apple juice

man im thirsty, i think ill get myself some piss

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Drencrom

Meaning: A drug / Origins: Invented slang, (i.e., Nadsat vocabulary): adrenochrome?

term used in A Clockwork Orange

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Loomster

A southern Massachusetts sports team dominiating in tennisball, flag football, and basketball. Members include Amtrak, No Names Necesary, Mr. Bean, Windex, Reds and more.

Loomster won the 2003 Redmond World Series.

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