The Persecutor

Indignant trapped fart, generally resulting in instantaneous euphoria and relief upon expulsion.

After a long lunch and not being able to settle, thought I had eaten something dodgy and was just bloated, but after release I realised it was ‘the persecutor’.

Mole

A street dog named Lemon, rescued from a life of deprivation, soon transformed to the life of a diva. This wish was granted by a genie, from her paltry existence to that of a spoilt high end bitch with a particular palate, despite being offered a gourmet selection ton of tapas every evening.

“God Lemon, you are such a Mole”.

“God, you are such a Mole”